Signs You’re Dating a Dallas Douchebag

25 Jun

Signs You’re Dating a Dallas Douchebag

  • He wears an Affliction shirt
  • He rocks a faux hawk
  • When he takes pictures he points at the camera with his face cocked to the side
  • He wears stunna shades in the club
  • He gets paid on Friday and broke again on Monday (signs of a 30K millionaire)
  • He goes to Wish more than twice once a month
  • His aspiration is to be a daily feature on The Dirty (believe me, Nik has better to cover)
  • He’s a Dallas club promoter (extra douche points if it’s for Wish or Aura)
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