Relationships Make Women Fat

30 Sep

You know why I’m single? Because I don’t want to get fat! SERIOUSLY! Think about it!  When a man is escorting you they always take you out to eat, going to bars, consuming all your time.  Time that you could be using getting your ass right on the Stairmaster. Three months into it you gained 7 pounds and wearing your pre period clothes on Friday night.

Women? Can we really blame this on the man? Yes! I mean, why not?! Take my ass on a date to the gym. Let’s go running… or even mountain biking. Please… no more pasta. You’re going to make me look like a Jersey Shore reject. Except with a better ass (I’m looking at you Deena).

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