Archive | June, 2013

Bow Down Bitches, Beyonce & Lil Kim

21 Jun

I’ve been On… 

Tell me who’s going to take me off?!

I’m the number one chick

I don’t need no hype

I have been jamming this joint all damn day!  Bow down bitches!  I’m not the biggest Beyonce fan… but when you got it, you got it.

This isn’t the official remix but whoever decided to put Beyonce and Lil Kim together in a mix is a fuckin’ genius!

 

 

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Only a Broke Girl Has a Million Dollar Pussy

20 Jun

Let me tell you girls…

If you think you have a million dollar pussy

Then you selling yourself cheap.

Everyone knows that if you can count it… then you don’t got enough.

Your most prized asset should be invaluable.

If you’re getting your advice from Nicki Minaj then you’re doing it wrong.

You need to be listening to Nicki Minaj’s boss’s, boss.

Or how about your just take notes from Liliane Bettencourt.

Nicki when you’re event a QUARTER near as rich as her…then give advice.

#Truth

Drake Would do the Unthinkable

19 Jun

I only listen to this song for Drake’s part.

I just love how Unthinkable starts off with Drake’s lyrics.

They are wonderful.

I totally feel him on the followings lines…

Having dreams of being single forever he’s getting worried
And I’m scared too because I’m in the same boat
Good women are rare too, none of them have come close

and also…

Baby being part of this life
I feel like I’m bound to end up with somebody
That’s been with everybody

and this line as well…

I’m trying to live right and give you whatever’s left of me

Drake. What’s My Name?

18 Jun

I Don’t Blame Amanda Bynes

That’s her name right?

If I was a Hollywood basic chick I would probably be on Twitter trying to get Drake to drop some attention my way as well.

Then again I don’t look like Ananda Bynes

I look better.

I’m pretty sure I have a better chance with Drake than that chick.

I’m also a woman that is not in desperate need of attention.

Anywhozoole..

Here is  my favorite line Drake spits from his verse:

The square root of 69 is 8 somethin’, right?

‘Cause I’ve been tryna work it out, oh

 

Good weed, white wine

I come alive in the night time

Okay, away we go

Only thing we have on is the radio

Just love those lyrics.  I would love him to tell me this in person.

We Found Love

17 Jun

Rihanna Clearly has Love Issues

This is not the kind of love I want.  I honestly just loved how this video was filmed.

Why does Rihanna have a faux British accent?!

Just Sayin’…

Sweet Nothing in my Ear

16 Jun

I cannot get this SONG outta my head!

Sweet Nothing by Calvin Harris Feat: Florence Welch

I know… now you can’t get it out of yours.