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Drake Would do the Unthinkable

19 Jun

I only listen to this song for Drake’s part.

I just love how Unthinkable starts off with Drake’s lyrics.

They are wonderful.

I totally feel him on the followings lines…

Having dreams of being single forever he’s getting worried
And I’m scared too because I’m in the same boat
Good women are rare too, none of them have come close

and also…

Baby being part of this life
I feel like I’m bound to end up with somebody
That’s been with everybody

and this line as well…

I’m trying to live right and give you whatever’s left of me

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NSFW: I Need More of this in My Life Right Now

20 Jun

Short Man Epidemic in Dallas

17 Oct

There is an epidemic of short guys who are just good quality in Dallas.  For example, MC.  This guy is of good caliber.  He’s the type of guy anyone would want on his team.  He’s so much smarter than he gives himself credit for, handsome, hard working, fun, thoughtful,… geez I can go on why he’s a perfect suitor… but the fact of the matter is he’s short.

Even though I could write an entire novella on MC this is not about him.  I met a super cool guy this weekend who, by any girls’ standards, would be close to perfect.  Good looking, healthy, dresses well, own place, own car, good manners.  This kid can handle his business, but he’s sooooooo short.

 Of course he’s favorite feature about me? My long legs!

 

I know God must have a great sense of humor cuz he likes fucking me with.

Chat Converstation: Gay Males Win In Dallas

22 Jul

ME: I want to buy a bottle of organic wine and call it a day

MALE FRIEND: What’s up with your sex situation?

ME: I haven’t had sex

I’m moving through the cranky stage

 

MALE FRIEND: Why not girl?

Go get you some dick.

ME: I wish I could hit a button that can filter out the following guys:

Men who are married

Men who are about to be married

Men who have GFs

Men who are unemployed

Men who are stupid

Men under 6’1

Men who have STDs

Men who are emotionally unstable

MALE FRIEND: LMFAO I am dying over here.

Keep going!

ME: men with small penises

I can’t tell you how many times I just got up and walked out on that

MALE FRIEND:

L
M
F
A
O

MALE FRIEND: This conversation is full of win!

ME: Dude… I’m SERIOULSY not asking for a lot…

I will budge on the height thing… I might go as low as 5’12

I seriously don’t think I’m asking for a lot…

oh yeah…. STRAIGHT

man, Dallas is full of the gays

I bet gay guys never have a night alone

MALE FRIEND: I wish I could quote this entire conversation.

Jesus!

The Uptown Inbreed Concept (Dallas Edition)

6 Jul

The definition of Uptown Inbreed is where everyone in your metropolitan area knows each other.  For example, in Dallas if you are between the ages of 24-34 and live in the city there is a HUGE chance that we already know each other.  We may not know each other’s name, but there is no 6 degree of separation between the two of us.   At most it may be two.

You can verify your relationship with anyone now thanks to the power of FaceBook.  There have been many of times were I have met some people, they befriend me on FB, and turns out we have 6 mutual friends. 

It got to one point where I met a really hot badass chick that I was telling me friend Eric about.  I was trying to hook them up.  Only to find out she knew already knew a ton of friends in our inner circle.  What I found amazing is how I just realized her. 

I hate this whole inbreed thing.  EVERYONE KNOWS EVERYONE.  It makes it hard to meet new people without finding out all their business.  Nothing is a secret anymore.  If you sleep with them it’s like sleeping with all of uptown. 

If you are between the ages for 24-34 in Dallas we are all interconnected.  So if you are a girl who sleeps around or a guy with crabs beware because I’m probably talking about you, if Nik Richie already isn’t.