Tag Archives: Dating

Only a Broke Girl Has a Million Dollar Pussy

20 Jun

Let me tell you girls…

If you think you have a million dollar pussy

Then you selling yourself cheap.

Everyone knows that if you can count it… then you don’t got enough.

Your most prized asset should be invaluable.

If you’re getting your advice from Nicki Minaj then you’re doing it wrong.

You need to be listening to Nicki Minaj’s boss’s, boss.

Or how about your just take notes from Liliane Bettencourt.

Nicki when you’re event a QUARTER near as rich as her…then give advice.

#Truth

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Drake Would do the Unthinkable

19 Jun

I only listen to this song for Drake’s part.

I just love how Unthinkable starts off with Drake’s lyrics.

They are wonderful.

I totally feel him on the followings lines…

Having dreams of being single forever he’s getting worried
And I’m scared too because I’m in the same boat
Good women are rare too, none of them have come close

and also…

Baby being part of this life
I feel like I’m bound to end up with somebody
That’s been with everybody

and this line as well…

I’m trying to live right and give you whatever’s left of me

Drake. What’s My Name?

18 Jun

I Don’t Blame Amanda Bynes

That’s her name right?

If I was a Hollywood basic chick I would probably be on Twitter trying to get Drake to drop some attention my way as well.

Then again I don’t look like Ananda Bynes

I look better.

I’m pretty sure I have a better chance with Drake than that chick.

I’m also a woman that is not in desperate need of attention.

Anywhozoole..

Here is  my favorite line Drake spits from his verse:

The square root of 69 is 8 somethin’, right?

‘Cause I’ve been tryna work it out, oh

 

Good weed, white wine

I come alive in the night time

Okay, away we go

Only thing we have on is the radio

Just love those lyrics.  I would love him to tell me this in person.

We Found Love

17 Jun

Rihanna Clearly has Love Issues

This is not the kind of love I want.  I honestly just loved how this video was filmed.

Why does Rihanna have a faux British accent?!

Just Sayin’…

Sweet Nothing in my Ear

16 Jun

I cannot get this SONG outta my head!

Sweet Nothing by Calvin Harris Feat: Florence Welch

I know… now you can’t get it out of yours.  

5 Stages of a Break Up

23 Mar

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSdELZxEnHY

Grade A Sex!

16 Jan

Here’s the thing men.  If you don’t want a woman sprung then don’t give it to her like it’s the last day on earth.  I had one of the best nights engaging in sexual activity that I have ever had.  Thinking about it days later I  can still feel him on me.  One of the main reasons I enjoy him is because he is so open to trying new positions. 

This position we did the other night, i, honestly could not describe it to you.  I will tell you this. I think he was an acrobat in his last life. I have one particular position which i love.  it’s me on top and the man sitting straight up with his back against the headboard.  I love that position because as a woman you can  feel the whole length of his manhood inside of you, and you have complete control of all movement.  That is a gauranteed way to allow me to get off. 

Well, this go around we did a similar thing, but instead we were in the center of the bed and he, without any back leverage, lifted me up and placed me on top of him (Imagine Don and Letty from the first Fast & Furious).  He was just so sexy in that moment.  All i could do was bury my head in his shoulder while riding him.  it was so good that all I could do was twist my hair with my fingers.  He made me feel so amazing that I didn’t know how to act.  I mean whi twist their hair around their finger while having sex?

I do have some things with myself I need to work on.  I didn’t stay on top of him very long because I was too insecure of my weight.

No, i’m not big ( i’m 5’7, 133 lb), but i felt too heavy and slid off of him.  He’s not a weak guy in the least bit.  He is boxer but still I felt weird. 

i just love feeling his skin on mine, the way he speaks to me, the way he carresses my body.  the way he makes me feel like the only woman.

Since that night I have been yearning for our bodies to reconnect.

He put that Grade A on me!