Tag Archives: Love

We Found Love

17 Jun

Rihanna Clearly has Love Issues

This is not the kind of love I want.  I honestly just loved how this video was filmed.

Why does Rihanna have a faux British accent?!

Just Sayin’…

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5 Stages of a Break Up

23 Mar

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSdELZxEnHY

Grade A Sex!

16 Jan

Here’s the thing men.  If you don’t want a woman sprung then don’t give it to her like it’s the last day on earth.  I had one of the best nights engaging in sexual activity that I have ever had.  Thinking about it days later I  can still feel him on me.  One of the main reasons I enjoy him is because he is so open to trying new positions. 

This position we did the other night, i, honestly could not describe it to you.  I will tell you this. I think he was an acrobat in his last life. I have one particular position which i love.  it’s me on top and the man sitting straight up with his back against the headboard.  I love that position because as a woman you can  feel the whole length of his manhood inside of you, and you have complete control of all movement.  That is a gauranteed way to allow me to get off. 

Well, this go around we did a similar thing, but instead we were in the center of the bed and he, without any back leverage, lifted me up and placed me on top of him (Imagine Don and Letty from the first Fast & Furious).  He was just so sexy in that moment.  All i could do was bury my head in his shoulder while riding him.  it was so good that all I could do was twist my hair with my fingers.  He made me feel so amazing that I didn’t know how to act.  I mean whi twist their hair around their finger while having sex?

I do have some things with myself I need to work on.  I didn’t stay on top of him very long because I was too insecure of my weight.

No, i’m not big ( i’m 5’7, 133 lb), but i felt too heavy and slid off of him.  He’s not a weak guy in the least bit.  He is boxer but still I felt weird. 

i just love feeling his skin on mine, the way he speaks to me, the way he carresses my body.  the way he makes me feel like the only woman.

Since that night I have been yearning for our bodies to reconnect.

He put that Grade A on me!

Fucking Problems

10 Dec

Drake can get it.

Dating Letter to Santa…

9 Dec

Dating Letter to SantaVia The Love List

Marketing Yourself: How to Tell a Man You’re Great in Bed

30 May

People often get confused and mistake the meaning of the word “Marketing”. It seems that it is either too complex or too boring for people to remember.So here is a very simple way to get your arms around it.

 1. You’re a woman and you see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and say, “I’m fantastic in bed.” That’s Direct Marketing.

2. You’re a woman at a party with a bunch of friends and see a handsome guy. One of your friends goes up to him and, pointing at you, says, “She’s fantastic in bed.” That’s Advertising.

3. You’re a woman and you see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and get his telephone number. The next day you call and say, “Hi, I’m fantastic in bed.” That’s Telemarketing.

4. You’re a woman and you see a guy at a party; you straighten your dress. You walk up to him and pour him a drink. You say, “May I?” and reach up to straighten his tie, brushing your breast lightly against his arm, and then say, “By the way, I’m fantastic in bed.” That’s Public Relations.

5. You’re at a party and see a handsome guy. He walks up to you and says, “I hear you’re fantastic in bed.” That’s Brand Recognition.

6. You’re at a party and see a handsome guy. He fancies you, but you talk him into going home with your friend. That’s a Sales Rep.

7. Your friend can’t satisfy him so he calls you. That’s Tech Support.

8. You’re on your way to a party when you realize that there could be handsome men in all these houses you’re passing, so you climb onto the roof of one of the houses situated in the middle of the complex and shout at the top of your lungs, “I’m fantastic in bed!” That’s Junk Mail.

9. You’re at a party and this attractive older man walks up to you and starts to feel your ass. That’s former president Bill Clinton.

10. You like it, but twenty years later your attorney says that you were offended by it, so you sue and you are awarded a big cash settlement.

Now that’s America!!!